Stage 1: Desolation

Stage 2: The Dealer

Stage 3: Judgement

Stage 4: Intricacy

Stage 5: Anticipation

Stage 6: The Hit

Stage 7: Security

Stage 8: The Wreck

When the penguins finally get fucked off at green piece for pissing around they're gonna take matters into their own hands, (or wings, or flippers, I'm not sure) and before we know it, this whole global warming thing isn't going to be a problem anymore. However the army of AK toting wobblers is gonna make the whole Afghanistan thing look like Disney Land. It's gonna be brutal man!

Here we have our lord on high Obama with action man McCain and the kids, Cameron and good old Gordy B. An editorial piece done for "Student Direct", the Manchester University paper.